Oh
hai everybody! Remember me? That blogger you started following who never
writes? I know, I know you're think "What a douche" right? Well fear
not dear readers, I believe, (assuming you like my proposition of course) That
I have come up with something clever and witty to keep up rather regular posts!
(Insert fanfare here) So without further ado I give you what I've tentatively
decided to call "A Chip off The Old Block"
Day 1
I awoke this morning in a strange land with no idea where I was or how I had
managed to get there. All around me where oak trees and above all an oppressive
silence save the occasional moo of some cow off in the distance.
Seeing no immediate signs of civilization I decided to explore the general area
in the hopes of finding some farm or village where I might inquire as to my
location. However by mid afternoon I was forced to concluded that my search was
in vain. Having thus returned to the clearing in which I had first awoken I
endeavored to find some cave or hole in which I might pass the night. However
once again my search was in vain. Having spent most of my day aimlessly
wandering around I admit I gave into a rather childish display of rage and
began punching a tree. To my delight I discovered that after several blows I
was actually able to break the tree and collect some wood.
Having made this wonderful discovery I immediately set about collecting as much
wood as possible as the day was fast getting on and I must admit I felt rather
uneasy for some unexplained reason about spending the night out in the open.
As the sun began to set I had myself a rather quaint little hut of wood and
resolved to wait out the night till dawn. When all of sudden I heard the most
ghastly moans outside of my walls. Not wanting to be caught unprepared I set
about creating a table on which to craft items and made myself a simple weapon
out of wood.
I fear I will not survive this night, I pray to Notch that I may make it
through and avoid whatever horrors continue to moan and rattle outside my door!
